Monthly Archives: July 2012

UWF Stands Tall For A Classic 5 Star Encounter

This match sticks out like a sore thumb among Dave Meltzer’s favorites, but is nonetheless deserving of it’s place. After all Japan’s Universal Pro-Wrestling Federation was incredibly short lived and most likely would have produced at least another 5 star classic or two if they had lasted longer.

Nobuhiko Takada has the superior ring psychology in this match. From the start he goes after Kazuo Yamazaki’s arms. Although this is particularly noticeable in the first two-thirds of the match it is just as true in the tail end of the bout. Even when the higher impact moves are finally brought out Takada never forgets completely about Yamazaki’s arms.

Also, while it is an obvious detail that anyone can point out I just have to say that I love the use of stances by Takada and Yamazaki. It is just such a small and fundamental thing, but is nevertheless continually overlooked by some of the all time greats. It just makes the suspension of disbelief that much easier when two guys approach each other like they want to hurt one another rather than perform some showy moves. Perhaps equally impressive is that both guys can still pull off these impressive maneuvers.

The best part of the match is of course when they do actually start to break out some showy moves and throw in an increased amount of striking. Takada in particular looks impressive with a tombstone piledriver then some striking and capping it off with a jumping tombstone piledriver.

The ending is believable as Yamazaki hits a deadly overhead belly-to-belly suplex followed by a final suplex of the German variety.

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Andre The Giant Destroys Two Japanese Wrestlers

In 1979 Andre The Giant was still fairly mobile and could perform power moves with the best of them. In this match though Andre doesn’t just start tossing around Haruka Eigen and Osamu Kido from the start. Instead he actually takes some punishment and also my goodness look at what he does with his legs on the mat! It sure is an interesting way to fight off two guys if nothing else.

Some modern day squash machines like Ryback could do worse than digging up some old Andre matches if they haven’t already. While how immobile Andre became in his later career may be the dominant image some have of him, in the 1970s he could still put on a diverse show.

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Bob Sapp Wins IWGP Gold

Some wrestling company somewhere (preferably Japan) needs to make Bob Sapp it’s focal point again. The guy is just way too entertaining not to be a star! Of course here we get serious Sapp and the match’s pacing is all screwy with random spots thrown in with little rhyme or reason. However, Sapp’s true value has little to do with the in-ring product. I mean just check out this commercial:

This really should have been a commercial for mushroom pizza. After all I’m sure the target audience were people who really enjoyed mushrooms (of the magical variety). In case this commercial is too sane for you take a look at this one:

 

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Some (Very) Small Insight Into the Origins of The Undertaker

Even as “Mean” Mark Callous, the eventual Undertaker was never the most jacked looking wrestling. As you can see Callous has a good natural build, but has a tummy that isn’t particularly defined. Also, though through the years he would improve drastically, here Mark has very little idea of how to realistically sell. It is tough to suspend disbelief when Mark is selling punches from a past his prime Bill Dundee like Vader is feeding him bare knuckled shots.

These two weakness really show the talent the former WWF had in downplaying weaknesses. Mark has a bit of a tummy? Put him in an intimidating suit that hides it. Mark can’t sell? Give him a zombie gimmick where he no-sells everything. Judging by the longevity of Taker’s career these decisions seems to have worked out pretty well.

 

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Mick Foley as a Light Heavyweight

Before the match Ray Odyssey cuts a vintage promo spot for International World Class Championship Wrestling. Despite for much of the company’s life being based in Boston, a hotbed for wrestling, IWCCW is one of the few “major” independent promotions of yesteryear that WWE has not purchased the rights of. Care to guess why? It might have something to do with the fact that after the shows instead of using brooms to clean up the arena they used their film stock. Egad is this some messed up footage!

Anyway, Mick Foley wasn’t exactly a light heavyweight here as the commentators discuss. Yet, Cactus Jack does take on Odyssey who at the time was the holder of the IWCCW Light Heavyweight Championship. It is odd because around this time about 2,000 miles south Cactus held the WCWA Light Heavyweight Championship in the World Class Wrestling Association (formerly the plain old WCCW). I guess everything really is bigger in Texas including their light heavyweights!

 

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Missing Steve Austin?

If you were disappointed “Stone Cold” Steve Austin was not at the celebration for the 1,000th episode of WWE Monday Night Raw then give me a hell yeah!

Now, that, that cliche is out of the way if you really would like to see more Steve Austin and probably a Steve Austin match you haven’t seen before then you can see one right here. The clip also includes an early Steve Austin promo where it looks like he might have potential, but there is still plenty of room for growth.

Steve Austin is assisted in this match by his short-time manager Jeanie and a very young Jamie Dundee.

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Two Classic Brawlers…Brawl

One of the most innovative gimmicks of the 1980s, The Missing Link was notable not only for his bizarre look, but also for his ability to brawl with the best of them. When paired with Stan Hansen you know it’s going to be a brutal time!

Some general thoughts:

*Some weird audio issues with this clip, but the video is crystal clear.

*Man, that is a small ring.

*Some very stiff punches before the match even begins.

*I love that the first close-up of Sheena shows her looking impatient and presumably unhappy to be there.

*Hey ref! Shouldn’t you do something about those chair shots? I mean they are so weak that they wouldn’t harm a kitten, but still! Silly Bill Alfonso.

*No massive lariat from Stan? What’s the deal?

 

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A 5 Star Bloodbath

This interpromotional match that earned a 5 star rating from Dave Meltzer saw Akira Hokuto, a key player in All Japan Women’s Pro-Wrestling take on Shinobu Kandori, the leader of Ladies’ Legend Pro-Wrestling.

The slow start to this bout is epic and builds anticipation for the brutality that is to follow. Just look at the stiff punch Hokuto gives Kandori to begin! Kandori responds by viciously ripping into Hokuto’s arm which sets up a weakness that she plays up throughout the encounter.

After some stiff brawling mixed with technical wrestling Hokuto decides she has had enough! The two fight to the outside and Hokuto attempts to piledrive Kandori through a table. Kandori blocks the attempt and following a reversal tombstone piledrives Hokuto through the table. The only thing sicker than the indent left on the table is Hokuto’s blade job!

The two brawl into the audience, but not for long. At this point the blood is flowing freely from Hokuto’s forehead. Kandori looks like she gets busted open as well, but Hokuto is gushing so much by this point that she may just be covered in Hokuto’s splatter!

Back in the ring Hokuto takes advantage of Kandori coming in second and puts her boots to Kandori’s face. Hokuto’s control does not last long as Kandori gets Hokuto in a suplex position and dumps her to the outside then jumps over the ropes onto her.

Quickly back inside Kandori clamps on a crossface chickenwing and Hokuto sells her arm injury like a champ. Hokuto makes it to the ropes and by the this point there is enough blood to rival the black and white scene from Kill Bill Volume One!

Hokuto takes a lot more punishment, but manages to hit a big splash from the top rope. Not feeling like this is enough she attempts another one…and misses. Kandori rewards this efforts with a powerbomb and gets a two count. Kandori then misses a top rope maneuver and gets a Tiger Suplex from Hokuto for two.

Kandori’s adrenaline kicks in and she is able to clam on a crossface chickenwing in the middle of the ring. Hokuto looks doomed, but just manages to make it to the ropes.

A series of two counts mixed with brawling and a little high flying ensues including close calls after a powerbomb, some suplex variations and two bodyslams. Eventually the two are reduced to slugging it out and after a final knockout blow Hokuto gets the win!

 

 

 

 

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Brian Christopher Gets Assaulted

In this match Brian Christopher takes on Spellbinder a gimmick that first popped up in 1993. In between the debut of the gimmick and this match the man under the mask, Harry Del Rios also had a blink and you missed it run in the WWF as Phantasio.

Some general impressions:

*I never noticed before that Harry Del Rios sounds like Howard Stern imitating his producer Gary Dell’Abate aka Baba Booey.

*No wonder this guy was hired by the WWF! Harry Del Rios was beyond jacked even if he didn’t have the best gimmick.

*This bout may have taken place in 1997, but by the looks of the gut on Bloody Ox Brody the last time he hit the gym was 1987!

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A Leprechaun Fights a Tiger in Puerto Rico

I felt like posting a WWC match and while this is far from the best action the company has to offer it does have some fun spots in it. Irish Leprechaun has a good look to him and with that macho beard he may as well be Mike Knox! Unfortunately, the beard is about all they have in common as Leprechaun lacks even Knox’s in-ring skills. He does manage to pull off a mean head spin on Jackson though.

The funnest part of the match is a move that probably happened for real at least once in Stu Hart’s Dungeon. Tiger Jackson is working Leprechaun’s feet and turns his shoes around giving the impression that he actually turned his feet around. Despite his lack of overall technique Leprechaun sells it beautifully!

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