Tag Archives: Arn Anderson

Mighty Joe Doering

by Daniel Johnson

Joe Doering vs. Jun Akiyama

With his brute strength this new age Mike Awesome comes off less like mighty Joe Doering and more like Mighty Joe Young in this clip. Perhaps he was in the mindset of being a gigantic ape when he nailed the smaller Akiyama twice with a gorilla press slam. The first one he does almost lovingly by slamming Akiyama’s neck onto the ropes (okay, maybe lovingly is the wrong word). The second is all the more vicious which Doering appears to rejoice in when he launches Akiyama from ringside right into the guardrail.

With all this offense, Doering casually struts around the ring like a beast and Akiyama is selling his pain like a champ. Actually, the way some of Doering’s attacks were laid in, Akiyama probably doesn’t have to try that hard to sell. This set up pays off with a great surprise when Jun hits a flying. From there Jun gains a little momentum until he is planted down with an Arn Anderson approved spinebuster. Joe appears cocky again and lifts Jun up to the heavens for a powerbomb. Unfortunately, for Joe he lifted Jun a little too high and Jun rolls him up for a victory. The clip cuts off right after the pin, but I’m sure the loss made Doering go bananas.

On a random note this also happened yesterday. I don’t think any of the competitors threw feces at each other so alas there are no more monkey references to be made.

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Where Has Albert Been for Seven Years?

Since I posted an odd match from a lengthy title reign yesterday, I thought I would post a more normal match from a good title reign today. I also wanted to talk about one of the teams in this IWGP Tag Team Championship match. Unless Boris Zhukov is making his long awaited WWE return, the Lord Tensai teasers WWE has been airing are obviously pointing to Matt Bloom, the man who once played Albert returning. So what has he been up to for the past seven years? Well, as this match shows he has massively improved and honed his craft in Japan.

This match gives you a chance to see the soon to be Tensai wrestling fairly recently (less than a year ago). It also shows him teaming with Karl Anderson, who as far as I know has not been contacted by WWE. This raises the question: should he be brought in? It could be a great way to really jumpstart WWE’s non-existent tag division, but I just don’t see it happening. Also, while Anderson is a capable hand what I find most similar between him and Arn Anderson is their unusual way of aging. I remember seeing Karl wrestle in person half a decade ago and he didn’t look much different. He seems to have been born looking 35 (though admittedly with a great build). Since WWE is targeting the youth demographic I can only see this working against him.

Getting back to the match itself, look for Giant Bernard (Tensai) and Anderson to come off as complete monsters, kind of similar to the Bigelow/Vader team I posted about a few days ago. That powerbomb on the outside is sick! Also, Naito does a hell of a job selling. Ricky Morton would be proud.

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