by Daniel Johnson Papa Dingo vs. Kris Kahoz I took one look at the name of the combatants in this match and knew I had to feature it on The Johnson Transcript. In one corner of this match from the… Read More ›
Squash Match
Old School Flashback: The WWF’s Tori in LPWA
by Daniel Johnson Terri Power vs. Rusty Thomas Remember the WWF’s Tori? No, not the one who dated Alex Roriguez, that was Torrie Wilson. I’m talking about Tori, the woman who contributed to breaking up the team of Kane and… Read More ›
Old School Flashback: A Beast is Unleashed in the LPWA
by Daniel Johnson The Beast vs. Kimmie Kozak If you are looking for a one-sided women’s squash match then you have come to the right place! Before the match The Beast and her pal, Ashley Kennedy talk with interviewer Boni… Read More ›
Puro Flashback: Goldberg Wrestles Kojima
by Daniel Johnson Bill Goldberg vs. Satoshi Kojima After yesterday’s clip I felt in the mood for watching some good squash matches. Thus, I set out to find the most one-sided squash match I could get a hold of when… Read More ›
A Wrestler That Looks Taller Than The Great Khali
by Daniel Johnson The Giant Pharaoh vs. Chris Escobar, The Giant Pharaoh vs. Lucifer Lords, The Giant Pharaoh vs. Image The ancient Egyptians are known for a lot of things including the pyramids, worshiping cats and now producing squash machines… Read More ›
Afa Savages Puerto Rico
by Daniel Johnson It just hit me right in the tummy that we are now a full week removed from Thanksgiving. That means I’ll have to wait another 51 weeks before I’m—to paraphrase the legendary wordsmith Dave Batista—not only socially… Read More ›
WWE No Way Out (2012) Review
WWE No Way Out (2012) had a lot going against it before the show even started. John Cena taking on The Big Show for the umpteenth time was booked as the main event. Despite some possibly good matches the rest… Read More ›
Christmas Creature Invades USWA
As I’m sure you’d agree there is no better time to celebrate Christmas than mid-September. In that vein I give you one of the USWA’s most awesomely ridiculous gimmicks, Glenn Jacobs aka Kane dressing up like a Christmas tree to… Read More ›
Jack Hammering through the USWA
The guy who came up with the name, “Jack Hammer” for a wrestler must hold a booking record for a gimmick named in four seconds. At least the quality of the name matches the quality of the wrestler! Yes, these… Read More ›
Terex Makes Ryan Kidd and the Mat One
I haven’t seen a squash match of this variety since Met and Potatoes graced the USWA! Upon first seeing Ryan Kidd I was surprised because I had no idea that Jay Baruchel had a wrestling career. On closer look I… Read More ›
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